Going Postal - Return To Sender

As a massive fan of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series I throughly enjoyed the adaptation of Going Postal that was shown last year.

I was searching Youtube and found this brilliant video of a few of the cast dancing to Elvis Presley's 'Return To Sender'

Happy Birthday Fearne Cotton

A personal favourite of mine ever since she started on CBBC.

I'll hear nothing against the lovely Fearne, she's like a Goddess to me, so a big "Fuck You!" to anyone who bad mouths her.

If you want to follow her on Twitter, and why wouldn't you, her address is @FearneCotton

Happy birthday oh gorgeous Miss Cotton. xxx

Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan

One of my favourite actresses is now 25 years old.

She is, in my opinion, one of the best actresses working today and doesn't get enough credit for her acting talent. She was fantastic in Mean Girls, and I actually enjoyed I Know Who Killed Me.

Yes, she has had her problems in her private life and she seems to be in the headlines more about that than her acting, but it doesn't take away from the talent she has.

She is a natural redhead, but she's been a brunette and a blonde in her time - looking gorgeous in all three colours.

So Happy birthday Lindsay, here's to many many more :)

No More Polls

Due to the very bad response to my Polls - the Gadget Girl Poll (that ended 0-0) will be the last Poll for the time being.

In unrelated matters - I had a virus the past week and have felt absolutely awful. But am feeling a bit better now.

If I Ruled The World

• Everyday would be the first day of spring (sorry accidentally channelled Harry Secombe)
• Jeremy Clarkson would be head of Transport
• Paedophiles and Rapists would be castrated
• If a burglar breaks into your home, then you could do whatever the hell you want to them
• Footballers would only be able to play for a team if they were born in that city
• Footballers would be fired and deemed unhirable if they committed adultery or used drugs
  
• Footballers and bankers would get the same wages as us normal people (because they're nothing special)
• People who actually saved lives - eg: Nurses, Doctors, Firemen, Police Officers - would get higher wages for actually doing good
• Teachers would get paid better too
• Serial murderers i.e. someone who would definetly do it again - would be executed
• Human Rights would be removed for criminals who don't derseve any

More will probably come in another blogpost if I can think of any more

Poll V

OKay, so, Selina Gomez won the Disney Special a few weeks ago, so I've just thought of a new Poll

Gadget Girl Special

Suzi Perry vs Pollyanna Woodward



Get Voting!!

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Sorry for the gap in blogs (don't know why I'm apologising - no-one's reading this!), haven't much inspiration as it were for anything really.

Currently working on a 'music video' for 'Imagine' by John Lennon using pictures to represent different words, also thinking of different songs I could do this for.

There won't be a Poll this week, but I'll try and think up one for Saturday.

My twitter is @TheFool2011 if anyone wants to follow me, at last look I had 36 followers, which is nice. I'm not one of those people to actually give a crap how many are following me to be honest.

Apparently Carol Vorderman has won the coverted 'Rear Of The Year' for 2011 - good on her.

I can see why.

Also congrats to Fearne Cotton, Kim Kardashian and The Saturdays on winning various awards at this years Glamour Awards the other night.

My advice to anyone who wants a laugh - listen to Alex Lester's Best Time Of The Day Show on BBC Radio 2 between 2-5am - it's brilliantly funny.

The Fool.