Fool's Foxes 2012

FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World came out a few days ago and quite a few people are not completely happy with the final result - Tulisa from N-dubz having won it. There were quite a few women on the list that I'd never heard of, and a few I had heard of that I personally would never have voted for.

So I've decided to do my own list of 100 from the past year - these aren't in any particular order (except possibly alphabetical - the numbers are only there for me to make sure I actually put 100).

1. Jessica Alba
2. Karen Alloy
3. Kirstie Allsopp
4. Natalie Anderson
5. Emma Atkins
6. Gemma Atkinson
7. Jennifer Aniston
8. Kate Beckinsale
9. Angellica Bell
10. Marina Berry
11. Kelly Brook
12. Fiona Button
13. Tulisa Contostavlos
14. Claire Cooper
15. Victoria Coren
16. Fearne Cotton
17. Sarah-Jane Crawford
18. Kelsey-Beth Crossley
19. Kaley Cuoco
20. Miley Cyrus
21. Stephanie Davis
22. Ali DeFoy
23. Kat Dennings
24. Marina Diamandis
25. Michelle Dockery
26. Kirsty Duffy
27. Sapphire Elia
28. Nathalie Emmanuel
29. Gizzi Erskine
30. Susannah Fielding
31. Caroline Flack
32. Helen Flanagan
33. Kate Garraway
34. Ruta Gedmintas
35. Karen Gillan
36. Selena Gomez
37. Shobna Gulati
38. Laura Haddock
39. Karen Hassan
40. Una Healy
41. Christina Hendricks
42. Jennifer Love Hewitt
43. Sarah-Jane Honeywell
44. Jaye Jacobs
45. Anna Jardine-Jones
46. Katherine Jenkins
47. Scarlett Johansson
48. Angelina Jolie
49. Rosie Jones
50. Kim Kardashian
51. Michelle Keegan
52. Shappi Khorshandi
53. Mollie King
54. Myleene Klass
55. Amanda Lamb
56. Ruth Langsford
57. Nigella Lawson
58. Kay Little
59. Lindsay Lohan
60. Pixie Lott
61. Alex Lovell
62. Daisy Lowe
63. Kym Marsh
64. Kate Middleton
65. Gemma Merna
66. Olivia Munn
67. Sophia Myles
68. Roxanne Pallett
69. Lucy Pargeter
70. Christina Perri
71. Katy Perry
72. Suzi Perry
73. Dawn Porter
74. Jorgie Porter
75. Laila Rouass
76. Lara Pulver
77. Frankie Sandford
78. Anna Shaffer
79. Suzanne Shaw
80. Katherine Shoob
81. Helen Skelton
82. Britney Spears
83. Emma Stone
84. Melissa Suffield
85. Melanie Sykes
86. Antonia Thomas
87. Kim Tiddy
88. Cheryl Tweedy
89. Catherine Tyldesley
90. Brooke Vincent
91. Emma Watson
92. Corrinne Wicks
93. Vanessa White
94. Laura Whitmore
95. Anna Williamson
96. Holly Willoughby
97. Claudia Winkleman
98. Sammy Winward
99. Rochelle Wiseman
100. Pollyanna Woodward

May or may not do this again next year - if I remember

The Fool

Funniest Tweet Of The Week Award #2

First the other nominations

 

And now this week's winner

Well done

Funniest Tweet Of The Week Award #1

I have decided to as of this week to pick what I personally think is the funniest tweet of the past week.

It will be announced every Saturday at 8pm.

And so to this week's winner, the first ever winner of my Funniest Tweet Of The Week Award is...

Dawn Porter - @HotPatooties with the following ...

congratulations Miss Porter

also Dawn and her fiance Chris O'Dowd (@BigBoyler) will be on The Million Pound Drop - so good luck to both of them.

The Doctor's New Assistant

Found out, excitedly, the other day that once current assistant Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) leaves the TARDIS then her replace will be played by the talented Jenna-Louise Coleman.

Now nothing much has been said about who the character is - apart from Steven Moffet saying a few months back that The Doctor will met a "new friend", and it'll be a mystery about how they meet.

This was made me think, and I've come up with 3 possible old characters that Jenna-Louise's character may be the new version of.

1 - Susan Foreman (long shot) - The Doctor's granddaughter - she is a Time Lord so therefore it is entirely possible that she may have regeneration since their last meeting, when I believe The Doctor was Peter Davison (for the 25th anniversary).

2 - Jenny (long shot) - The Doctor's daughter - created by a DNA machine - she had 2 hearts, and was very much part Time Lord. She died (never regenerated) but was brought back to life - it is possible that during one of her advertures she died and actually wanted to regenerate this time.

3 - Romana (most possible) - A Timelord who did regenerate during one of the fourth Doctor's adventures, she left to help a planet. It is possible that she regenerated at least once since then.

I'm rarely right about these things - so I'll be very surprised if it turns out it is one of these characters.

The Fool.

Films I Have No Intention Of Ever Seeing - Part I

I called this part 1 on the oft chance that I think of some more later.

1 - the Twilight series (I've seen the first one and it was bloody awful)

2 - any thing with Will Ferrell (honestly - he annoys me, I don't know why, he just does, the only thing I like him in are the Austin Powers films)

3 - Big Mommas House and it's sequels (please - when did Lawrence stop doing decent films?)

4 - Buried Alive (I've got nothing against Ryan Reynolds - the idea of being locked in coffin freaks me the hell out)

5 - Green Lantern (again, nothing against Ryan - but I've seen the trailers, and it looks rubbish)

6 - Marley And Me (Owen Wilson annoys me - plus I know what happens to the dog - so no)

7 - Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (watched the trailer - and I believe that gives you the entire plot of the film in 3 minutes)

8 - Avatar (pft, fuck that - I can see the plot coming a mile off: soldiers send man in to blue village, man falls in love with blue girl, soldiers attack village, man helps blue village to fend off soldiers - correct me if I'm wrong)

that's it for now

The Fool

RIP Frank Carson

Found out earlier today that the brilliant Irish comedian Frank Carson died earlier at the age of 85.

I grew up watching him on TV, and he was such an influence.

He was a master of his craft and will be sorely missed.

Not sure what else I can say really.

R. I. P. Frank Carson (11/06/1926 - 22/02/2012)

Happy New Year!

Yes I know this is 7 days late.

Just like to say a big thank you to all those (if any) that have read this blog since I started it.

I will try to update it more often than I have been in the past.

Also I'd like to thank the following famous people who actually replied to something I tweeted them on Twitter during 2011:

Ali DeFoy (@AliDeFoy), Al Murray (@AJHMurray), Gemma Atkinson (@MissGAtkinson), Janine Jones (@J9Jones), Kat Shoob (@KatShoob), Angellica Bell (@AngellicaBell), Jenni Falconer (@JenniFalconer), Emma Forbes (@EmmaForbes), Lisa Rogers (@MsLisaRogers), Ruth Langsford (@RuthieeL), Nigel Mitchell (@MrNigelMitchell), Jenna Leigh Green (@Jemma22), Clare Nasir (@ClareNasir), Nathalie Emmanuel (@MissNEmmanuel), Anna Fowler (@AnnaFowlerPhoto), Jessica Fox (@JessIaFox), Victoria Coren (@VictoriaCoren), Shobna Gulati (@ShobnaGulati), Sarah-Jane Crawford (@DJSarahJane), Sian Reese-Williams (@Reese_Williams), Kelsey-Beth Crossley (@KelsBethX), Stephanie Waring (@Steph_Waring), Helen Flanagan (@HelenFlanagan1), Sally Thomsett (@SallyThomsett), Anna Williamson (@AnnaWilliamsTV), Gail Emms (@GailEmms), Tara Strong (@TaraStrong),
Lisa Marie Long (@LisaMarie_Long), Kirstie Allsopp (@KirstieMAllsopp), Alex Lester (@AlexTheDarkLord), Corrinne Wicks (@CorrinneWicks), Kinga Karolczak (@KingaKarolczak), Pooja Shah (@PoojaShah08), Josie Darby (@JosieDarby), Lisa Snowdon (@Lisa_Snowdon), Melissa Suffield (@IAmMelTeaser), Sara Willis (@Saraurora), Daryl Morgan (@TheDarylMorgan), Sapphire Elia (@Sapphire_Elia), Michaela Tabb (@MichaelaTabb), Phil Fletcher (@Phil_Gluvets), Sarah Jane Honeywell (@SJHoneywell), Sally Ann Matthews (@SallyAnMatthews), Rae Carpenter (@RaeCarpenter), Alex Fletcher (@AlexFletcher72), Sophia Myles (@SophieMyles) *

To my knowledge the most prolific replier of that lot is Ali DeFoy so here are two pics of her




* All Twitter names were correct at time of posting