Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Seven Deadly Sins II

RAE CARPENTER

Occupation: TV Presenter on Gems TV

Twitter: @RaeCarpenter

Website: RaeCarpenter.co.uk












SEVEN DEADLY SINS

WRATH - What Really Annoys You?
Insincere people, people who eat with their mouths open, injustice

GREED - If You Had A Million Pounds What Would You Do With It?
Keep working, live off the interest and give to those who need it.

SLOTH - What Do You Do To Relax?
Open a bottle of wine with friends and/or family, go for a long run

PRIDE - What About Your Life Are You Most Proud Of?
My family

LUST - Is There A Famous Person You Really Fancy?
Yes

ENVY - If You Could Change Places With Anyone Who Would It Be?
I don't think I'd change places with anyone, but I'd like a glimpse occasionally at what it's like to live in someone else's shoes

GLUTTONY - If You Could Eat Anything Right Now, What Would It Be?
A bag of chips from a chip shop with curry sauce

Thank you so much Rae, very much appreciated :) xx

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COMIC RELIEF FUND
For every famous person who takes the time and answers the questionnaire I will give £2 to Comic Relief.

Comic Relief Fund So Far: £4.00

(BTW I would give more each time, but I'm not made of money)

Saturday, 12 July 2014

Fool's Foxes 2014

As some of you may or many not know Jennifer Lawrence was announced a few months back as the winner of the 2014 FHM Sexiest Woman In The World List, so as last year and the year before I have compiled my own 100 of women who have caught my eye during the last 12 months - again they're only in alphabetical order.


  1. Alex Jones
  2. Alex Lovell
  3. Alice Felgate
  4. Ali DeFoy
  5. Amanda Lamb
  6. Amanda Mealing
  7. Ana Ivanovic
  8. Angellica Bell
  9. Anna Shaffer
  10. Anna Skellern
  11. Anoushka Williams
  12. Beth Behrs
  13. Brie Bella
  14. Brooke Vincent
  15. Camilla Arfwedson
  16. Caroline Flack
  17. Catherine Tyldesley
  18. Chanelle Hayes
  19. Chloe Moretz
  20. Christina Perri
  21. Davina McCall
  22. Dawn O'Porter
  23. Eliza Taylor-Cotter
  24. Ellie Goulding
  25. Emilia Clarke
  26. Emma (WWE Diva)
  27. Emma Watson
  28. Emma Willis
  29. Eva Green
  30. Eve Myles
  31. Fearne Cotton
  32. Fiona Wade
  33. Gail Kim
  34. Gemma Atkinson
  35. Gemma Hadley
  36. Gemma Merna
  37. Georgia May Foote
  38. Gizzi Erskine
  39. Hayley Atwell
  40. Holly Willoughby
  41. Jasmine Harman
  42. Jayne Sharp
  43. Jennette McCurdy
  44. Jenna-Louise Coleman
  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt
  46. Jessica Ennis
  47. Jessica Fox
  48. Jodie Marsh
  49. Jorgie Porter
  50. Kaley Cuoco
  51. Karen Alloy
  52. Karen Gillan
  53. Kari Byron
  54. Kaitlyn (former WWE Diva)
  55. Kat Dennings
  56. Kat Shoob
  57. Kelly Adams
  58. Kelly Brook
  59. Kelsey-Beth Crossley
  60. Kirstie Allsopp
  61. Kirsty Duffy
  62. Kym Marsh
  63. Lara de-Leuw
  64. Laura Whitmore
  65. Layla (WWE Diva)
  66. Lisa Faulkner
  67. Lisa Snowdon
  68. Lucy Siegle
  69. Luisa Zissman
  70. Maria Sharapova
  71. Marina Berry
  72. Melissa Rauch
  73. Miranda Cosgrove
  74. Myleene Klass
  75. Natalie Anderson
  76. Natasha O'Keeffe
  77. Natalya Neidhart
  78. Nathalie Emmanuel
  79. Nigella Lawson
  80. Nikki Bella
  81. Noelle Foley
  82. Paige (former WWE Divas Champion)
  83. Rachel Riley
  84. Rae Carpenter
  85. Rita Ora
  86. Roxanne McKee
  87. Sarah Jane Crawford
  88. Scarlett Johansson
  89. Scarlett Johnson
  90. Shobna Gulati
  91. Stephanie Davis
  92. Stephanie McMahon
  93. Summer Rae
  94. Suranne Jones
  95. Suzi Perry
  96. Taryn Terrell
  97. Tinashe
  98. Velvet Sky
  99. Victoria Coren Mitchell
  100. Wallis Day

Monday, 9 June 2014

Rik Mayall

I know I had to come back to my blog at some point, but the fact that it's the news of the death of Rik Mayall that is making me is heartbreaking.

Rik Mayall was for many people one of the greatest comedy actors and writers and performer ever.

He was anarchic, insane, violent, but above all else extremely funny.

He was great in everything he did, be it the Cliff Richard loving Rik in The Young Ones, the slobby pathetic Richie in Bottom or the totally immoral Alan B'Stard in The New Statesman.

He did what I still believe now to be the greatest edition of Jackanory every shown on TV - his reading of Roald Dahl's George's Marvellous Medicine was a breathtaking performance from an extremely talented man.

His teaming for Adrian Edmondson in the early 80s broke new ground with comedy when TV comedy was all safe and sound in the world of suburbia, they came crashing in kicking and screaming.

He died earlier today at the age of 56. I always in visioned Rik reaching his 90s still being his anarchic self, so for him to leave us at just 56 makes me (and no doubt quite a few others) annoyed and depressed at it all.

He leaves us with a tremendous legacy of comedy and brilliance.

He will be deeply missed by us all.

REST IN PEACE RIK MAYALL

Friday, 3 January 2014

In Memoriam 2013

Thought I'd start the year off with a video I spent ages creating - a memorial video of the past year. I haven't included everyone famous who died in 2013, because that would have taken ages.
Music is 'Adagio for strings' by Samuel Barber

Monday, 5 August 2013

The New Doctor

Okay, first off, I am a massive fan of Doctor Who - but not confident enough to have it as my specialist subject on Mastermind - so I was very interested in who would be the next Doctor after it was revealed at Matt Smith was to be leaving and regenerating at the turn of the year.

I was terrified and worried as to who they'd pick as I had all these awful actors names going round in my head as who I didn't want to play him.

The Doctor first appeared in The Unearthly Child (23rd November 1963) as William Hartnell - during The Tenth Planet (29th October 1966) plotline The First Doctor collapsed of exhaustion after defeating the Cybermen and he regenerated into the younger Patrick Troughton.

The last episode of The War Games (21st June 1969) saw The Doctor's own race, The Time Lords, accuse him of meddling with Time and sentence him to be exiled to Earth and forced him to regenerate into Jon Pertwee - his first episode was Spearhead From Space (3rd January 1970).

Whilst on The Planet Of The Spiders (8th June 1974) The Doctor suffered from a type of radiation poisoning and collapsed and regenerated into Tom Baker. Baker went onto be one of the most popular actors to play the Time Lord in the past 50 years.

During the Logopolis story (21st March 1981), he fell from a tower whilst stopping a renegade Time Lord, The Master, from destroying the planet. A mysterious entity then merged into the Doctor and he regenerated into Peter Davison, who was then the youngest actor ever to play the Time Lord.

The Fifth Doctor and his then assistant Peri became poisoned during the brilliant The Caves Of Androzani (16th March 1984), the Doctor found the antidote, but only enough to save Peri, so he died and regenerated it to Colin Baker.

In Time And The Rani (7th September 1987) the TARDIS was hit by a shot by an evil female Time Lord, The Rani, and The Doctor was fatally wounded and regenerated into Sylvester McCoy. The show it self was in trouble as it was loosing viewers and the then head of the BBC was looking for a reason to cancel it, and on 6th December 1989 the last episode of Survival was shown and Doctor Who was cancelled.

Then a film was brought out in 1997 that saw Seventh shot during a gang gun fight and he regenerated into Paul McGann. This film was broadcast on 27th May 1997. McGann went onto do quite a few radio stories as The Doctor.

Nothing was seen on TV again until 26th March 2005 when Christopher Eccleston arrived in the episode Rose as the Ninth Doctor, how the Eighth had regenerated into him has yet to be revealed, but some people believe it may have happened during the last great Time War between the Time Lords and the Daleks.

During The Parting Of The Ways (18th June 2005) the Doctor absorbed part of the Time Vortex to stop it killing Rose and it forced him to regenerate into David Tennant - who went on to become one of the most popular Doctors, he was the first one to beat Tom Baker in a poll of Doctors.

Ten became Eleven when to save Wilfred Mott in The End Of Time (1st January 2010), The Doctor absorbed a fatal amount of radiation, and after saying his goodbyes, regenerated into Matt Smith.

Matt Smith is to continue as The Doctor until the end of 2013, during which time we have the 50th anniversary special, which will apparently have John Hurt appearing as a not so good incarnation of the Doctor that would have been between McGann and Eccleston, making Smith 12th not 11th. So, seeing as Time Lords only have 12 regenerations, therefore 13 lives, then...

Peter Capaldi, just announced earlier today as the man who will be replacing Matt Smith as The Doctor, should technically by the 13th Doctor, therefore the last - but that depends on head of Doctor Who, Steven Moffet, and what he has planned.

Capaldi is an accomplished actor, with a few BAFTAs under his belt, so I am happy with that pick as our new Doctor - let's just hope he sticks around from sometime an doesn't do an Eccleston (left after 13 episodes).



Fingers crossed for the future.

The Fool

Monday, 8 July 2013

Fool's Hall Of Fame

Have decided at some point in the near future I will create my own version of the Hall Of Fame.

Every so often a famous face from comedy's past will be inducted into the Fool's Hall Of Fame.

These will range from stand-up comedians to comedy actors/actress to comedy writers to comedy films and old TV shows.

Am also currently working on a logo for it so as soon as I am happy with it and can scan it onto my laptop I will start the inductions.

Any suggestions will be more than welcome. send any to Festivus42@gmail.com

The Fool

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Fool's Foxes 2013

First off - I apologise that it's been sooo long since my last tweet - my laptop died in March, and I moved into a new flat (I didn't have internet for two months) so that is one of my many excuses as to why I haven't blogged since January.

This year's FHM Sexiest List has been release and somehow Mila Kunis won it - I know she's cute and a great actress, but I personally wouldn't put her at number 1.

So like last year I present the girls/women on my own 100 list, and like last year, they will be in alphabetical order (so the number means nothing).

  1. Abi Phillips
  2. Adina Stubbs
  3. AJ Lee
  4. Alex Jones
  5. Ali DeFoy
  6. Angellica Bell
  7. Anna Jardine-Jones
  8. Anna Shaffer
  9. Anna Williamson
  10. Anne Hathaway
  11. Beth Behrs
  12. Britney Spears
  13. Bronagh Waugh
  14. Brooke Vincent
  15. Carey Mulligan
  16. Caroline Flack
  17. Catherin Tyldesley
  18. Catrin Stewart
  19. Chelsea Halfpenny
  20. Chelsee Healey
  21. Chery Tweedy
  22. Cobie Smulders
  23. Dawn O'Porter
  24. Emma Bunton
  25. Geri Halliwell
  26. Helen Flanagan
  27. Holly Willoughby
  28. Emily Blunt
  29. Emma Watson
  30. Fearne Cotton
  31. Fiona Wade
  32. Frankie Sandford
  33. Gemma Atkinson
  34. Gizzi Erskine
  35. Hayley Atwell
  36. Jenna-Louise Coleman
  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt
  38. Jessica Fox
  39. Jessica Ennis
  40. Jorgie Porter
  41. Kaitlyn (wwe diva)
  42. Kaley Cuoco
  43. Karen Alloy
  44. Karen Gillan
  45. Kari Byron
  46. Kat Dennings
  47. Kate Middleton
  48. Katie Lyons
  49. Kat Shoob
  50. Katy Perry
  51. Keira Knightley
  52. Kelly Adams
  53. Kelly Brook
  54. Kelsey-Beth Crossley
  55. Kirsty Duffy
  56. Kym Lomas
  57. Laura Haddock
  58. Laura Whitmore
  59. Lisa Faulkner
  60. Lisa Snowdon
  61. Liz McClarnon
  62. Lucy Dixon
  63. Lynn Jinks
  64. Maria Sharapova
  65. Marina Berry
  66. Melissa Rauch
  67. Michaela Tabb
  68. Michelle Keegan
  69. Mollie King
  70. Myleene Klass
  71. Natalie J. Robb
  72. Natalya Neidhart
  73. Natasha Hamilton
  74. Nathalie Emmanuel
  75. Nigella Lawson
  76. Nikki Sanderson
  77. Rachel Shenton
  78. Rae Carpenter
  79. Rebecca Adlington
  80. Rochelle Wiseman
  81. Roxanne McKee
  82. Roxanne Pallett
  83. Sarah-Jane Crawford
  84. Sarah-Jane Honeywell
  85. Sara Willis
  86. Scarlett Bowman
  87. Sheridan Smith
  88. Shobna Gulati
  89. Stephanie Davis
  90. Suranne Jones
  91. Susie Samuels
  92. Tamaryn Payne
  93. Tara Strong
  94. Taryn Terrell
  95. Tinashe
  96. Una Healy
  97. Vanessa White
  98. Velvet Sky
  99. Victoria Coren
  100. Wallis Day
same time next year then :/

The Fool