Poll IV

Congratulations to Holly Willoughby (@HollyWills) on winning last week's poll.

So next up will be a Disney Channel Sensation Special Poll

It's a Fatal Four Way match between - Miley Cyrus vs Emily Osment vs Demi Lovato vs Selena Gomez




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Poll III

Congrats to Yasmine Bleeth on winning the last Poll.

Now I've decided to scrap the random thing and actually have a theme for each Poll, starting today.

So we'll start I think with - Which of the following is your favourite female "This Morning presenter."

Jenni Falconer vs Ruth Langsford vs Holly Willoughby




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The Rapture

or "Wake Me Up When Judgement Day Comes"

I've heard a rumour that Saturday 21st May 2011 will be the end of the world - no idea where this date came from. If it was in The Bible then I'll be more relaxed (not exactly a reliable book to be honest), but if Nostrodamus said it then I'd be slightly worried.

To cut a long story short - we're all going to Hell (although I'm hoping the £40 I gave to charity this year would help a tiny bit to assure me a less painful stay).

If you've read The Bible (I haven't, well not all of it - I've been busy, but I've got the jist of it) then practically everything everyone has ever done is deemed against God so we're basically fucked.

Leviticus is technically the rule section of The Bible and it says what you can and can't do (but mostly what you can't) during your existance to be classed as a good person and go to Heaven, but the can't bit covers most of basic human existance - so again I say we're fucked.

My vision of Hell is a massive Hotel were all your worst fears and suffering is forced upon you - so for me that would either be being shut in a small box, shut in a room with hundreds of spiders, or being stuck in a lift with Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais. (My vision of Heaven, by the way, is a Hotel that gives you everything you love, and if you get tired of something it just turns into something else you love).

If the rapture does come tomorrow I for one won't be at all happy about, but then again I'll try to remember some of the happy times (what there was) in my near 30 year existance.

See you in Hell, ladies and gentleman.

The Fool

Poll II

Okay, so Natasha Henstridge won the first Poll. Hopefully more voters this time.

Italian Big Brother contestant Cristina Del Basso vs. former Baywatch babe Yasmine Bleeth

Douglas Adams RIP

Today is the 10th anniversary of the death of the great Douglas Adams.

He was one the greatest comedy sci-fi writers of all time and The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is one of the greatest books I've ever read.

He was one of the greats and will forever be missed.

Poll I

All my polls will be randomly pitting two celebrity women against each other - you just have to vote for which one you prefer. The result for the first one will be announced on saturday, and then a new one will be set and will last 7 days until the next saturday.

Due to the randomness of the selection - the same woman could be picked for more than one poll.

Okay so now on with the first Fool's Gold Poll....

R'N'B singer Nia Peeples vs Species actress Natasha Henstridge



The Poll itself will always be placed on the side of the blog page.

Hellooooooooo

Okay, have had this for a while, but haven't got round to using it yet. Am working on various stuff for it - weekly polls, joke pages and (fingers crossed) a celebrity section entitled "20 Questions" that is only if anyone mildly famous actually gets involved lol

Anyone got any decent gags and you want to share then send to my email address which is always printed at the top of the screen, and I'll stick them on a later post.

Will hopefully update this as often as I can.

Cheers for now.

The Fool