If I Ruled The World

• Everyday would be the first day of spring (sorry accidentally channelled Harry Secombe)
• Jeremy Clarkson would be head of Transport
• Paedophiles and Rapists would be castrated
• If a burglar breaks into your home, then you could do whatever the hell you want to them
• Footballers would only be able to play for a team if they were born in that city
• Footballers would be fired and deemed unhirable if they committed adultery or used drugs
  
• Footballers and bankers would get the same wages as us normal people (because they're nothing special)
• People who actually saved lives - eg: Nurses, Doctors, Firemen, Police Officers - would get higher wages for actually doing good
• Teachers would get paid better too
• Serial murderers i.e. someone who would definetly do it again - would be executed
• Human Rights would be removed for criminals who don't derseve any

More will probably come in another blogpost if I can think of any more

Poll V

OKay, so, Selina Gomez won the Disney Special a few weeks ago, so I've just thought of a new Poll

Gadget Girl Special

Suzi Perry vs Pollyanna Woodward



Get Voting!!

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Sorry for the gap in blogs (don't know why I'm apologising - no-one's reading this!), haven't much inspiration as it were for anything really.

Currently working on a 'music video' for 'Imagine' by John Lennon using pictures to represent different words, also thinking of different songs I could do this for.

There won't be a Poll this week, but I'll try and think up one for Saturday.

My twitter is @TheFool2011 if anyone wants to follow me, at last look I had 36 followers, which is nice. I'm not one of those people to actually give a crap how many are following me to be honest.

Apparently Carol Vorderman has won the coverted 'Rear Of The Year' for 2011 - good on her.

I can see why.

Also congrats to Fearne Cotton, Kim Kardashian and The Saturdays on winning various awards at this years Glamour Awards the other night.

My advice to anyone who wants a laugh - listen to Alex Lester's Best Time Of The Day Show on BBC Radio 2 between 2-5am - it's brilliantly funny.

The Fool.