- Everyday would be the first day of spring (sorry accidentally channelled Harry Secombe)
- Jeremy Clarkson would be head of Transport
- Paedophiles and Rapists would be castrated
- If a burglar breaks into your home, then you could do whatever the hell you want to them
- Footballers would only be able to play for a team if they were born in that city
- Footballers would be fired and deemed unhirable if they committed adultery or used drugs
- Footballers and bankers would get the same wages as us normal people (because they're nothing special)
- People who actually saved lives - eg: Nurses, Doctors, Firemen, Police Officers - would get higher wages for actually doing good
- Teachers would get paid better too
- Serial murderers i.e. someone who would definetly do it again - would be executed
- Human Rights would be removed for criminals who don't derseve any
More will probably come in another blogpost if I can think of any more
